I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.

Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.

Me: We cool?

Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.

Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.

Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.

Me: So...can I get out now?

Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.

Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?

Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.